If you follow these simple fashion rules, you will be the biggest stud to raft the waters of Idaho (and perhaps the world!).
Rule #1: Make sure to wear a sexy tight black wetsuit. Purpose: to protect your skin from unwanted freezing cold water from turning unsaid body parts blue.
Rule #2: Make sure to add layers as to be 'fashion forward' in this post-modern world. This over layer is called a splash jacket. Purpose: Similar to the wetsuit, this final layer will guarantee that you look like a professional stud (and not a crazy, adventure addicted maniac) as you raft the snow melted, freezing, yes, freezing cold water in early May.
Rule #3: Always wearing this studly NRS navy blue hat and accessorizing with the "know it all, Yeah, I'm that good at rafting" smile will be sure to guarantee you the title as the biggest stud to raft the waters of Idaho. Purpose: To Love Life!
As you train for your first rafting expedition, be sure to keep us posted and let us know how our fashion tips worked out for you!
Sincerely,
Raft Guide Experts
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Anxious to come out and watch the stud do his stuff! Notice I said "watch!"
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